mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte, via pofato)

  • Me with no money: I want everything
  • Me with money: what the fuck do I buy
  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
  • 3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
  • Me: Cannabis
  • 3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
  • Me: Bruh

conclusivelyelusive:

powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

All before 9am

(via angelshavethephonebox)

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

(via starbuckers)

whisperwhisk:

snorlaxatives:

evilfgt:

snorlaxatives:

i need a chipotle burrito down my throat asap

*dick

why would i want a chipotle burrito down my dick how would that even work

very painfully

(via vivalacobra)

acidicmoons:

kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there

(via starbuckers)