i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
Never get mad at someone with anxiety for apologizing a lot. It’s a coping mechanism and yelling only makes it worse. They don’t need tough love or anything like that. Reassurance that they are fine is the most important thing
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.
I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes
I fucking know what happened previously ok
I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know
“you’re like a son to me”
“dad, i am your son”
Does your penis provide sustenance for another person? No. Can you show your nipples in public if you want to? Yes. Also, breasts are not genitals or sex organs. Only 13 out of 190 cultures world wide consider them to be sexual or even private parts. Don’t even act like this is a feminist thing. This is a babies-have-the-right-to-eat thing.
It’s funny how most fucktards like the anon probably only think women matter for their ability to make babies but won’t let women feed their babies
Wow I hope your mother urinates in your mouth in public because that’s what you seem to think breastfeeding is