burgerkid:

when you win an argument against someone you don’t like

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(via louisvuittondildo)

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

(via somewhereoverthegoddamnedrainbow)

slapping:

things we said in school

  • i’m tired
  • i’m hungry
  • i don’t get it
  • i’m cold
  • what time is it?
  • i wanna go home

(Source: slapping, via pizza)

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via i-suck-dick)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via hotboyproblems)

forgotn1:

I’d like to see Andrew Garfield as an extra in the background of a scene in Avengers 2. No talking. No focus on him. Just him in the background taking pictures.

(via cumber-bitches)

i really appreciate people who alphabetize their follow forevers so that i can easily and quickly see that i am not included

(Source: justtheonetree, via sassyirony)

psychotic-teens:

when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before

(Source: deannorris, via canigoforaquickwee)

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)