when you win an argument against someone you don’t like
fucking cuddle with me you bitch
things we said in school
- i’m tired
- i’m hungry
- i don’t get it
- i’m cold
- what time is it?
- i wanna go home
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
I’d like to see Andrew Garfield as an extra in the background of a scene in Avengers 2. No talking. No focus on him. Just him in the background taking pictures.
i really appreciate people who alphabetize their follow forevers so that i can easily and quickly see that i am not included
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before